basic crochet stitches

how can i not get this? BASIC! wahhhhhhh! i have hopes and dreams and all these projects i want to do like rugs, moon flowers, throws, pillows, wall art!
i found my gmas treasury of needlecraft book from 1982 and im in love with it. all i need to do is learn to crochet and have patience shipped to my door.
wish me luck.